in the mad rush to finish this big work project ...

i didn't eat a lot. sometime around 4 pm i became massively hungry, bought popcorn from the vending machine, and took a 2.5 min break to expertly pop some maize.

as a testament to my cooking skills, the bottom of the bag contained only 41 unpopped kernels. and nothing burned. i am amazing.

i then DESTROYED the entire bag.

and now i feel sick. sweet.