idaho: you sometimes smell like alpaca

the roads to boise sort of smell like llama, but at least the speed limit is 75, which just means my driving is only slightly less illegal. i already made my one obligatory potato comment, so i'll leave you with this photo.


dear downtown boise,
i know you think you're cool because you have a PF chang's and they do indeed serve delicious lettuce wraps and banana dessert, but i think you got tricked by this knockoff smoothie place. the colors are similar, but what you're actually looking for is Jamba Juice.
junga, maybe i'll give you a try tomorrow, but the original is almost always better than the knockoff. netflix vs blockbuster, george michael's "faith" vs limp bizkit's, cheez-its vs cheese nips.
i'll reserve judgment of the newly reunited spice girls, but you get the point. get your act together.
love, alison