dan's cafe

the diviest of dive bars. i've been there once, and the night ended with so much debauchery that even i reconsider going back. here is a perfect description of what the place is like:

At Dan’s Cafe instead of ordering a drink, you pick a mini bottle of liquor hanging on a shelf towards the back. The “bartender” then opens the bottle and pours it into a glass. He gives you a bucket of ice, a mixer of your choice, an empty glass, and then tells you to sit your ass down and not cause any trouble. The only thing missing is a bulletproof shield around the cashier.

love this city.