the problem with china

not the horrible human rights violations perpetuated against the falun gong. not the execution (overreact much?) of corrupt food and drug officials. not its tireless persecution of taiwan or the sweat shops or the bad dog food or the completely unstable economy. not even the suppression of journalists and free speech.

the real problem with china is that they serve people cardboard and say it's pork. china, don't you dare ever mess with such beauty.