captain america has been resurrected
... as a 54-year-old florida doctor.
The captain reportedly died in a recent issue of the comic book series, yet, somehow, miraculously, he was able to come back to life, show up at a skeezy bar on a physicians' bar crawl, shove a burrito down his pants, grope a woman, hide the burrito in his boot, get arrested, get caught trying to flush a joint down a jail toilet, and then go to rehab.
the man/superhero/my hero:
and the burrito:
who knew captain america ate taco bell? and supreme, too? i think someone's overcompensating ...
shout out to cuz mike for the heads up. don't know how i missed it.
The captain reportedly died in a recent issue of the comic book series, yet, somehow, miraculously, he was able to come back to life, show up at a skeezy bar on a physicians' bar crawl, shove a burrito down his pants, grope a woman, hide the burrito in his boot, get arrested, get caught trying to flush a joint down a jail toilet, and then go to rehab.
the man/superhero/my hero:
and the burrito:
who knew captain america ate taco bell? and supreme, too? i think someone's overcompensating ...
shout out to cuz mike for the heads up. don't know how i missed it.
posted by alison at 16:39
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