the pluto conspiracy

it all makes sense now. the textbook makers totally set this whole "not a planet" thing up so they can force schools to buy new books for the students. obviously, this is to the disadvantage to the poorer, "more urban" schools, aka, it really affects black people, who will forever think pluto is in fact a planet. pluto is so racist.

also, remember that episode of saved by the bell where zach has to remember the 9 planets for that quiz competition, and screech teaches him that retarded mneumonic device? yeah, well they're going to remaster that episode because it's just plain wrong now. kind of like how they erased the twin towers from movies after 9/11