"they ARE ants, michael. they are ants"

last night i watched the tigers get pummelled by the texas rangers 11-3 at comerica park. it was an ugly game to be at, especially if you stayed for the downpour that lasted the last 4 innings or so.

but lucky lucky me, i'm so bourgeoisie ... i watched from a 200-level suite behind home plate (is the behind home plate thing good? hells if i know). i was a pretty big deal, sitting w/ a hospital CEO and miscellaneous rich people. and i was dry. and i mock all those who scurried from their cheapo seats for cover. pathetic. plus, i got free food.

i mean, what kind of idiot would go to some sporting event, sit out in the open, get drenched, mull around in the stadium soaking wet for 40 minutes, remain cold and hungry - and still go back for more? must be a real moron.

btw. does anyone have tix to the notre dame game?