a cup of joe and a full tit in the morning

riding on the bus (no surprise) the other day, a woman with a baby sat in front of me. cute happy kid, until he/she started crying. momma tries to comfort baby, and when normal playing and bouncing up and down doesn't work, it becomes clear that baby is hungry.

so instead of a nice bottle full of delicious formula, this not especially attractive woman whips out her breast and shoves baby's face onto it. she did bring out a little blanket to "cover up," but all it was covering was her shoulder.

mind you, this is a crowded rush-hour bus, and maybe i'm a perv, but it's hard for me not to stare at baby clutching and sucking on momma's tit. after the meal, baby kind of tossed the mound aside, so i got a full peek, in all its nipplificent glory.

i'm not really opposed to or offended by public breast feeding, but it's startling nonetheless. it's not really any worse than girls who wear low cut shirts or short skirts for optimal ass-out-hanging. plus the whole embracing motherhood thing. in any case, it's not really the best way to start off the morning.

i can't imagine what my face looked like during this episode, but if it was anything like the woman sitting next to me, then i'm sure i was quite a show.