let's take another stroll down superficial, vomit-in-my-mouth lane

inside edition posted its list of dc's hottest bachelors!
question: why do the white guys have enormous hair? and why are they all "world class ______"? the guy who won is pretty buff, but i like the environmentalist. green is so sexy.


plus, his name is philippe cousteau. how foreign and adorable. he must be like, totally british or something.

if you're looking for the female counterpart, look no further.

girls, if you continue to twirl so hard, you might fall over. just one blue steel is about all i can handle. ::blushing::