where do people go when they die?

if you're some people, you become a "LifeGem."

according to the website, "The LifeGem is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life."

basically, they cremate you, extract the carbon from the ashes, put the carbon under super high pressure for a couple days, form a diamond, slap some princess cut on it, set it, and hang it on a pendant. now your loved ones can wear you on their neck for the rest of their lives. and if you don't like that drab yellow color that humans apparently create, you can splash some boron into the mix and turn it blue. oh the fun!