i think i will name my child "Peipei Wu Wishnow"

on the 2nd to last day of work at the globe, i discovered a very cool file listing at least 1,000 (1,000!!) people who have names that aptly describe their jobs or attribution. a very small sampling:

Bonnie Beaver, animal behaviorist
Dr. Michael Prober, medical researcher
Shady Blackwell, police chief of Lempster, N.H.
Michael Landfear, victim of drowning
General Goon, government officer in Liberia
Robert F. McWeeny, Connecticut Superior Court judge involved in sex-abuse cases (June 14, 2002).
David Lackey, spokesman for Senator Olympia Snowe.
Uzi Landau, Israeli security minister
Dr. Ornella Semino, researching chromosomes of primordial European males
Peipei Wu Wishnow, founder of “herbal Viagra”
Glorious Fealing, investigator on Wrentham sexual harassment case

i think "Robert F. McWeeny" probably would have a lot of trouble, no matter what his job. and Dr. Prober should have been a proctologist.