small penises (libraries) and obvious statements

a slow news day at virginia tech's collegiate times results in this story.
Rumors of Newman's small size exaggerated


they are actually talking about some library, but the caption on the photo reads: "Though smaller than other universities, Newman Library has several floors of bookshelves."
this is a very similar metaphor to "it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean" or if you'd rather be blunt, "it's ok to have a small penis."

lastly, a headline from the daily nebraskan:
Research duo aims to find why young Nebraskans leave state
if you replace "nebraskans" with "michiganders," you'd get the same answer: "stop wasting perfectly good research money."