i love the smell of fresh desperation in the air

so a bunch of presidents of universities in Michigan got together and decided to whine about how they need more money. the "big three" (totally jinxing those schools right now) need more money to stay in the game and help the state, but small schools don't want to be cut out. wah wah wah.

(Michigan State's Lou Anna) Simon said the three universities are looking for appropriations that "match the contribution that we make to the state of Michigan, and also try to assure that we remain internationally competitive."

1. what an elitist bitch
2. girl, you do realize you're from michigan state?
3. you sort of look like a man. you're name is lou. sucks.