google elves must talk to the google monkeys more

i don't know a lot about computers and how the internet works and all that, but i have a way i like to think about it, especially about google.

in my mind, each section of google has different intelligent creatures (probably with opposable thumbs) banging away at keyboards making everything work. recently, my google mail alerts have been getting filtered out by the gmail spam colander.

what the hell. they are e-mails created by google, then filtered out by google. this is what we call inter-departmental communication breakdown. it's time to hire a consultant.