Tuesday, March 27, 2007

michigan daily stories make it great to be a michigan wolverine

Masturbating trespasser booted from frat

"While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.
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Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
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The woman told fraternity members that her name was Melissa and she was a student at Eastern Michigan University, according to the police report.
Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident, Nye said."

by far the best part of this story is that this woman said she went to EMU. as if that'd make it ok?

Bar fight leaves student in custody, cop bloodied

"Yops began yelling at a group of people that included football players Jake Long and Garrett Rivas, calling them "third-string English majors," Peters said."

i can't say anything more about these stories that haven't been taken care of in the comments sections. i love community journalism/commentary.

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