are you calling me fat?

because i read books?
"Critics denounce Pizza Hut reading program"

apparently people don't like kids being rewarded with pizza hut pizza for reading books.

what's really going on here is that these critics are superficial bimbos who want the world to be stupid and skinny. bitches. i'm sorry i don't want to join your club. please pass the meatlovers and the dostoevsky.