merry christmas to me

$98 for roundtrip airfare from DC to Detroit in february. that's friggin amazing. this means 1 thing.

no one has any excuse for not coming to see me. if it's so friggin cheap, why aren't you visiting me in the gayborhood? and why aren't we all re-creating the 8th grade trip? and why, as long as we're asking questions, does joe pesci look so ridiculous in his role in "the good sheperd"? why why why.