if you thought push-up bras were tricky

check this puppy out.



as flat as my ass is, i don't think i could ever bring myself to wear this. i mean, if someone sexually harasses you and pats you on the ass, you'd have no idea it ever happened. plus the dude who tried for a handful would know something was up. not that he'd ever tell. "hey, remember when i grabbed your butt and came up with a handful of foam padding? yeah, that was funny ..."