nuclear weapons? no ipod for you!

if isolationist trade policies don't work, then we might as well mock kim jong il.

and you know what? the funniest part of this story isn't imagining kim riding on a segway. it's this sentence:
"The 5-foot-3 Kim is an enthusiastic basketball fan."
as if short people aren't allowed to like hoops. i'm pretty sure this is why he hates the united states.