high-functioning coke heads

if you're not sure you've ever seen one, here's a pic of my ex-roommate/landlord.


and according to fishbowl dc (dc media gossip site), he is a dead ringer for bill richardson and also alberto gonzales (another dc fuckup).

so i never actually ever saw him do coke, but another roommate told me, so it is obviously the truth. i do have fun stories involving him (ranting, raving, bullying, and passing out on a dirty hardwood floor), that weren't really fun at the time. and the best part is that at the end, i preferred his dog—this dumb (not lame dumb, but stupid dumb), aggressive, ugly pitbull—far more than the owner. ugh.