notes on a below average life

i think i've done this before, but i can't help feeling a little angsty about my position in life. abigail breslin, the chubby cute girl from "little miss sunshine" is nominated for an oscar. she is 10. sigh.

in 5th grade ... i was asking my teacher whether it was fair that people had to say "under god" in the pledge of allegiance if they didn't believe in god. i guess i was advanced, but i didn't get an oscar nod for my troubles.